Friday, March 11, 2011

Sex, Toys & College Credit

"It is probably something I'll remember for the rest of my life. I can't say that about my Econ 202 class."

-student who witnessed a mechanical device demonstrated in a human sexuality class

By now you've probably heard of the Human Sexuality professor at Northwestern University who had an after-class, live demonstration of a sex toy that drew quite a crowd.  In his defense, he told his students that the demonstration would be very graphic and not for everyone.  Well, no shit, Sherlock.

I've been thinking about going back to school but this has me reconsidering that idea.  What if the participants were chosen at random?  What if the old people who were returning to campus life to finish some credit hours were the ones picked to show how sex toys work?  Would anybody show up?  Would I care?

Ummm....yeah I would.  Nobody likes to give a party and have it be a dud even if all you have to show your guests is saggy ta-tas and a hail damaged ass.  Thru the years, I've learned that being a good hostess requires plenty of food and beverages.  Including a sexual device is something I hadn't thought of before but why not add it to the kegs and foot long subs.

The fact that Grandma's in the house and needs to earn some extra credit will barely be noticeable.  Right?


  1. We discussed this topic the other night while we were hitting golf balls at an indoor dome. Being engineer types we wouldn't cross campus to take some "psych" class but we'd cross the ocean to see a girl naked! I told one guy that he should tell his wife he's going to spice up their sex lives but he's got to stop off at Lowe's first and pick up a few things.

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