Wednesday, July 27, 2011

The Sniff Test

It was recently reported that men use "the sniff test" to determine their clothing choices and will sometimes wear their whitey tighties 2 -3 times before changing them.

Oh. My. God.

This is new information to me and I was raised with three brothers.  I know men are slobs.  I know they drink milk out of the carton, scratch their butts, pride themselves on making fart sounds with their armpits and don't give much thought to their appearance most days.  I know I have to tell The Big Daddy that the hair on his ears needs to be shaved because he's looking a little too Thriller.  The BD, on the other hand, doesn't have to point out any chinnies I have because I maintain that area like a Master Gardener at the Arboretum.  I stay on top of my grossness.  That's the way chicks roll.  With one exception.

I wear the same bra for several days before washing it.  How many days I don't keep track of.  With this heat wave the number of times I can wear the same bra is limited, so I did the sniff test.

If I wore that thing one more day, I would qualify to be a guy.  Alarming?  I tried to scream but terror took the sound before I could make it.

2 comments:

  1. OMG! There are days I wish I could just go without.
    But you need a tight rack or no rack at all to go braless.
    It is just one more article of clothing to contain the heat and sweat on 100+ degree days.
    Becca

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  2. so, jamie just did the sniff test on his shirt...hilarious!

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