I think Herman Cain is an experienced, habitual groper. I think everybody around him has probably been aware of this for years. Oh, that's just Herman being Herman. I think there's too many women to name who have been a victim of his, likely since middle school when he tried it, got away with it, and emboldened him.
This week, we have a stay-at-home mom who has had experience with Herman being Herman. In the detailed account she gave in front of dozens of news cameras, did it matter that her kids were also hearing the graphic description of her encounter? I'm all for nailing this guy for the farce he is, but this will sure make the next PTA meeting awkward.
Behind her during this accounting was Gloria Allred, who made a legitimate career of defending women until her train jumped the track and she started chasing every ambulance in town. Now she calls more press conferences than the President, and I wonder what's in it for her.
There's all kinds of Five Minutes of Fame Pie to slice in this year before the election, and the list of characters sending The Skank Meter into overdrive goes on and on and on.
It makes me miss Joe The Plumber.